PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And th